Outdoor Comedy and Music at the El Vaquero Winery Saturday, November 7, 2020 , 5:00pm
make reservations at (831) 607-8118.
Outdoor Comedy and Music Party At El Vaquero Winery
with Richard Stockton
Saturday, November 7, 2020, 5:00 pm to 7:00 pm
El Vaquero Winery, 2901 Freedom Blvd., Watsonville (intersection of Corralitos Road and Freedom Blvd)
The Cleanliness Next To Godliness Comedy Extravaganza… standup comedy, boomer humor tunes and delta blues guitar.
Laughter, music, wine, all at a safe distance.
Entrance is by donation, exit is by ransom.
House Rules: You may take off your mask once you sit at your table. If you laugh so hard you pee your pants the El Vaquero staff is prepared to safely clean up anything that hits the floor. We do have Depends if you forget yours.
The outdoor seating is limited, please call for reservations (831) 607-8118
I double dare you to come, Richard Stockton
Here is A Boomer In Lockdown published in Good Times’ 50 Up
It’s about my sheltering in space adventure on a Corralitos, California farm taking care of nine Arabian horses, dealing with isolation and things we’re learning from our life with Covid-19.
It’s also available here: https://goodtimes.sc/special-publications-inserts/50-up-boomer-in-lockdown/
I’ve gone all in on committing to make rooms of drunk people laugh. This is who I am, it’s what I got good at, and I’ve done it 3,000 times. I did my last live show on March 15 at Michael’s on Main in Santa Cruz, and it felt like the crowd was desperate to laugh. There was doom in the room. On March 16, the calls started coming in from agents and bookers—all my clubs, casinos and theaters had closed. By 5pm, my live performance career was over.
I came of age during the glorious experiment of Free Love, before HIV and herpes and just three years after the arrival of the pill that unlocked sex and marriage. A woman with several lovers was considered “popular.” And now 50 years later I have to quarantine for two weeks before I see my wife. I always thought the apocalypse would somehow be more exciting.
I sleep all day, through the night and Tuesday morning my throat is so sore I cannot swallow. I try to coax water down but my throat squeezes shut. I keep my EpiPen handy.
Then my head starts spinning, the walls of the trailer whirl to the left, I realize I’m losing it and push off my kitchen sink to fall backwards onto the bed. That’s the beautiful thing about passing out in the Airstream—the soft landing.
Since we got off the clock we have enjoyed the glorious experience of living with less pollution and we may see a path to our survival. Civil rights seems to be at a tipping point and we may see Harriet Tubman’s picture on the twenty dollar bill. And if I ever do get to stand in front of a comedy crowd again I will be a better comic when I breathe them in like Moose.
Richard Stockton Comedy Videos… every Thursday
I’m putting up a new comedy video every Thursday on my You Tube Channel Richard Stockton Comedy. Check out Sheltering In Space… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqHFkV4c8Fw&t=10s
or check out this Richard Stockton Comedy rant: Harriet Tubman On The $20 Bill
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I went to Home Depot yesterday but it felt so unsafe (people wore masks but there was no attempt to socially distance) that I left. I did have an encounter with a woman who defiantly wore no mask but did wear a Trump hat. I’m not sure whether I’m getting more activist or just getting crankier.
Hail to all my Piggy brethren and sistren! When one of my morning rants on KPIG 107.5FM (6:30 & 8:30am M – F) strikes some kind of nerve, please feel free to weigh-in or lay-in to me. You might want to add your own joke, disagree with my take on the news, become a sponsor or talk about my mama. I look forward to hearing from you:
If you want to reframe your own success and stop beating yourself up about your achievement, comedian Richard Stockton shows you how in this hilarious standup clip. Recorded at The Planet Cruz Comedy Hour, Santa Cruz, CA.
For bent success motivation click here:
You can now hear and read the Best of Fried Comedy News KPIG broadcasts on You Tube.
Fried Comedy News is a 90 second comedy rant that lampoon news stories on the Left Coast on KPIG Radio 107.5 FM, Monday through Friday at 6:30 am and 8:30 am. To hear and read the best of the KPIG broadcasts on You Tube click here: https://www.youtube.com/user/richardstockton1
Check out Alcohol Versus Weed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXZmgPZfP10
Climate Changes California Wine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmKZcHPvS2U